I’ve been driving for six years, but this afternoon I have a driving lesson because we have an automatic now and I’m terrified of driving it, shut up. I’ve been in charge of an automatic car once, and had an ugly crash when someone slammed into the back of me, and somehow my brain has convinced me that it was my fault. 

What do I do with my left foot? Will the driving instructor remember that I am A Crier? Will I throw up? Will someone buy me a bus pass?

1 month ago  Notes (3)
  1. parasols said: It is SO HARD to remember that your left foot is totally useless in an automatic. My advice: CUT IT OFF.
  2. wherewolves posted this